Mailbox Avocado Bandit

WWFB: Neighborhood Mystery Edition

The scene: My house. The mailbox attached to my house, more specifically.

All summer long, I’ve been finding spent avocado skins on top of my mailbox. Several times a week. It’s…perplexing. It makes me want to post a letter:

 

Dear Neighborhood Weirdo Who Keeps Perching Avocado Skins Atop My Mailbox:

Quit it. You’re creeping me out.
 
xoxo,
Gossip Girl

 

VERDICT: 0/10 Do not recommend food-based stalking.