WWFB: Neighborhood Mystery Edition
The scene: My house. The mailbox attached to my house, more specifically.
All summer long, I’ve been finding spent avocado skins on top of my mailbox. Several times a week. It’s…perplexing. It makes me want to post a letter:
Dear Neighborhood Weirdo Who Keeps Perching Avocado Skins Atop My Mailbox:
Quit it. You’re creeping me out.
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
VERDICT: 0/10 Do not recommend food-based stalking.